He's Called John the Reducer!

Each day when John comes to the Shed he gets hold of his trusty electric screwdriver and begins to demolish, or as some call it reduce, another item of the computing age to the most number of individual pieces possible. No screw, spring, belt or clip is safe when John gets to work. The delight on his face when another major component is released from the main frame is something to behold.

When he is finished there are parts all over the lunch tables but the more the parts are spread the better John likes it.